Bob’s Pirate Plunder
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Forks, Sporks, and a Pirate’s Thanksgiving
WHAT IS IT?
Well, just so you know, Bob and Melinda had a lovely Thanksgiving with the in-laws. Although, Bob was quite upset that his wife’s parents didn’t fix any food for his parrot, Larry. (It should come as no surprise – every year he asks them to make mixed-seed marshmallow treats and every year they “forget”).
Bob already knows what you’re thinking: “What does a pirate use to eat Thanksgiving dinner?”
Well, my dear rogue, that is an excellence question! And here’s the answer: The Titanium Spork. Yes, this epically swashbuckling spork is perfect for the hungry pirate. Made with titanium, it’s sturdy and durable. And with it’s spork abilities, it’s all the advantages of having a fork and a spoon! Amaz-a-zing!
“Hunger, beware – your end is near!”
Unfortunately, what is a pirate to do when eating spaghetti? Although the Titanium Spork is a utensil of epic proportions, spaghetti is still a challenge for any sea-hardened man. That’s where the Calamente Noodle Fork comes into play. Gizmodo.com says it best: Good for twirling spaghetti/Unspeakable torture. And really, that’s what matters most. Because a pirate on the go can always find a use for a utensil that can be used to eat with, or harm others with…
WHERE DO I GET IT?
The spork you can find at ThinkGeek.com for $8.99! (exact link). What could be better??? NOTHING.
As for the spaghetti fork… I honestly don’t know. I’ll do some more surfing for it.
