Bob’s Pirate Plunder
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Sushi Pups Toys
WHAT IS IT?
Bob doesn’t consider Larry the Parrot to be a “pet.” Larry is really more like a child to him. A one-eyed bird-child. So, Bob doesn’t technically have any pets. But if he did, and it was a dog, he’d buy it sushi.
No, you land-lubbin’ fool, not food sushi! Sushi Pups chew toys! Adorable and creative, they’re the toy Bob would give his dog if he had one to give toys to. They’re delish!
Sushi Pups sushi has had several media appearances, including segments in magazines, a short mention in the Colbert Report (http://vimeo.com/2404022), and inclusion in the gift packs given out at the Emmy’s. So the question is, why the hell haven’t you bought your dog one yet?
WHERE DO I GET IT?
It’s simple enough to go to the Sushi Pups Toy Store (http://sushipups.com/toys.html) and buy today! They also list other retailers that sell Sushi Pups (http://sushipups.com/retailers.php). The toys are sold in combo packs and single pieces, and prices range from $7 to $29, depending on which piece/combo you get. Plus, you can upload pictures of your dog enjoying their new chew toy to the Sushi Pups site!
ALREADY HAVE IT?
Then tell Bob about it! Love it? Hate it? Let him know! He might just have to go ahead a buy a tuna roll for Larry! Although, it’s questionable as to whether Larry is going to be as excited as Bob about his new toy…
Wee Ninja
WHAT IS IT?
Bob = Pirate
Ninja = Mortal Enemy of Pirates
Therefor, Ninja = Bad.
So whatever you do, don’t buy the lovable and adorable Wee Ninja! They are beings of pure squishy evil! Look into those beady eyes and be afraid!
HOW CAN I AVOID IT?!
You can steer clear of ThinkGeek.com (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/8823/) and the creator of Wee Ninja, Shawnimals.com (http://shop.shawnimals.com/)! They over-price this cutely diabolical creature at $20, which is so not worth it! Not by a long shot!
