Bob’s Pirate Plunder
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Will it Blend? Total Blender
WHAT IS IT?
Bob the pirate sure loves mindless nonsense. So he loves watching episodes of Will it Blend? on YouTube. Will it Blend is produced by Blendtec, the makers of some pretty extreme blenders called the Total Blender! Some of Bob’s fav episodes include:
(REMEMBER, DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME!)
The videos really speak for themselves.
Obviously, Bob really really really wants a Total Blender for Christmas. Think of the mayhem he could cause. Melinda is skeptical about anything she sees on the internet and hasn’t bought him one. Plus, she would rather keep Bob out of the kitchen.
WHERE DO I GET IT?
You can get it from Blendtec’s website! (http://www.blendtec.com/Blenders.aspx) The model used in the webvids is the Total Blender model, that you can get now for $399.95 (regular list price: $599.00). The Total Blender comes in two colors: black and white. There’s also the Connoisseur model, that can be build right into your countertop! Right now, it’s going for $799.95 (regular list price: $1250.00).
DO YOU OWN IT?
If you do, we here at Bob’s Plunder wanna hear about it! Do you love it? Hate it? Enjoy blending with it? Let us know!!
