PIRATES ARE THRIFTY SHOPPERS.

When they see what they want, they take it. However, the rest of us usually have to fork over some money.

Bob the Pirate is here to help. He’s seen it all - traveled the seven seas and all that jazz - and he wants to help you spend those dubloons in your pocket. Why search the world when someone else has already done it? Bob has a vast collection of goods he wants to share with you, so sit back and get ready!

EPITHETS:
powder-brained
[parr/powoo-der brayeened]

Dull; stupid

Used especially in reference to a gunner or other person who frequently handles gunpowder.

"They're not firing at us, you powder-brained ape!"

Excerpt from the Pirate Primer (click for link)

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