Bob’s Pirate Plunder
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Sharkwater
WHAT IS IT?
According to the website, Sharkwater is “a 40 proof blend of exotic tropical nectar’s, and premium vodka.” More history can be found here.
Although Bob is a crusty, salty, sometimes sweaty man of the sea, he is not a drinker. He just likes the bottles. So when he and his beautiful wife Melinda won a bottle of Sharkwater during trivia night at the local bar, Bob was excited! It was pretty!
Despite it’s outer beauty, however, Melinda (the drinker of the family – but always in moderation!) says it wasn’t the best. She describes it as “tasting blue.” In the same way we have come to know and accept the generic gummy flavor for “strawberry” candy (which does not taste like the real thing), Sharkwater apparently tastes like blue gummy candy. If that’s what you like your alcohol to taste like, then this is the vodka for you! If not, move along.
WHERE DO I GET IT?
How the hell would Bob know? Like I said, the man ain’t a drinker. Try checking where ever booze be sold.
IF YOU DON’T DRINK AND IT TASTES FUNNY, WHY BOTHER WITH THE POST, BOB? WTF?
WHY?! BECAUSE IT’S PRETTY! And shiny~ O.o
