Bob = Pirate
Ninja = Mortal Enemy of Pirates
Therefor, Ninja = Bad.
So whatever you do, don’t buy the lovable and adorable Wee Ninja! They are beings of pure squishy evil! Look into those beady eyes and be afraid!
HOW CAN I AVOID IT?!
You can steer clear of ThinkGeek.com (http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/8823/) and the creator of Wee Ninja, Shawnimals.com (http://shop.shawnimals.com/)! They over-price this cutely diabolical creature at $20, which is so not worth it! Not by a long shot!
DOWN WITH THE NINJA!
LONG LIVE THE PIRATE!

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