WHAT IS IT?

Even pirates need a guide book! But where is a bile-laden sod going to find such a treasure?  That’s where George Choundas’ Pirate Primer: Mastering the Language of Swashbucklers and Rogues comes in handy.  Bob bought his and he’s been arg-ing and aye-ing ever since. 

Here’s some of what you can learn:

crossgrained [crarss-grayeend] perverse; troublesome

crowing [crowin'] pompous or arrogant without good reason; self-aggrandizing

AND MORE! Learn greetings, calls, flourishes, commands, threats, oaths, curses, retorts, etc etc etc!  The best part about the primer is that it’s more than a dictonary because it covers grammer and syntax as well.

WHERE DO I GET IT?

Any fine bookstore will carry it, but to insure you can find it you might want to order it online.  the average price is going to be around $20, and it’s hardcover.